Communication is a good and a bad thing. The bad is when your parents are yelling at you. Good communication is when your parents are proud of you when you do something good. Communication can be bad when people are yelling at you in a text. When people get to mad at you and they start yelling at you cause there not man enough to call you or yell at you in person. And when you text and your trying to make plans and people take so long to text back or people say I don’t know and they bring something else up and start talking about something else, it’s always annoying. That’s why I hate texting, sometimes when people annoy you, I get really pissed and turn my phone off, or start yelling at them and tell them to stop texting me. I prefer to call people and see what they are doing; it’s faster and more efficient.
Communication with teachers are always misunderstood though, teachers most of the time take things a different way, in a bad way. When teachers take things in a bad way then you will easily get into trouble. Teachers will kick you out of the class, and then you will have to go talk to your assistant principal and have bad communication with them. Then you have to call your parents and explain what you did to them, get yelled at and tell them you won’t do it again. Then have to go home and tell them again and get grounded, then for me I have to call my grandma and tell her what I did get lectured about the whole thing and have her tell you I’m disappointed in you and feel really bad, and then you have to talk to your teacher about it the next day.

pure joy is...

is what I thought pure joy is when u wake up on christmas morning when ur a kid and opening all your presents then play with all them. then go see your cousins and see what they got.
sometimesn it makes me mad cause on my 10th birthday I got a razor e 200 scooter. then my sister got a bigger schwinn one it was a s 350 and it went faster than mine, so I took the leftover money for my birthday, took the e 200 back and got 160 dollars, and added 55 dollars and got the schwinn and I didnt tell my cousins and they got the e 200 and I had my schwinn and they said ey chris we got the same scooter as u and I said no u didnt and they said look and I said look and I had a different one and it was pure joy cause they didnt have the same thing as me cause they always get the same thing as me.
another thing of pure when my grandma went to the hospital cause she had a heart attack and we didnt no if she was gonna make it so it was pure joy when she made it.
another thing of pure joy is when i started playing hackey sack with mr. feilder and my record was 15 and i got 23 in a row it was pure joy when i did that cause i beat troy.
another thing of pure joy is when i was up north with matt and we got the 90cc quad running, we just ethered the crap out of it and put gas in it and it worked. it was pure joy that i had it goin.

another pure joy was when i kickflipped the four stair my first time. it was pure joy cause i was there for 4 hours.

spring break is gonna rock. easter is in like 4 days gonna be fun. i am going up north to fix my fourwheelers and i will sell them for 400 dollars a peice. they are yerf dogs and they are 90cc and they need to go. i have no more space for them. and after i sell them i get to buy a bigger quad. i am also selling a honda 125 fourwheeler. it will go four 550. and my dirtbike will go for 400 so il have like 1700 and im gonna buy a 4x4 fourwheeler. its gonna be a grizzly 660, or im gonna get a yamaha 350 banshee from my neibor up north, its a 5 speed manual clutch and goes 80 mph. its only gonna be a grand and il have like 700 dollars left and get me a bigger dirtbike. that will be this summer after i sell all my stuff. the one thing i cannot stand is the fact if i bring a friend up there and they cant drive a clutch then they cant ride stuff unless i get the 660 and i wont have any money left for a dirtbike so we will have to switch off. but i think im gonna buy a sit down wave runner. and me and troy are gonna ride them cause we are taking a boaters saftey class and we will legally be able to ride them. last year i rode without a licence. then my aunt cheryl decided to yell across the lake that we dont have a licence when we stopped for a little. we were riding all day and we came bak for a drink, and my aunt cheryll said we have to stop and we were like no, and she said u dont even have a locence and we had to stop before somebody called the cops.

quivering: a chill

gimped:To walk with a limp

volia:used to express success or satisfaction

fortnight: the space of fourteen nights and days; two weeks

unraveling:to take apart; undo; destroy a plan, agreement, or arrangement.

1) guy goes in a hardwhare store and buys a chainsaw, he buys it and takes it home and tries it out and he takes it bak and says this thing sucks, he says well hold on let me see it he starts it whats that noise.
2) how do u make a hankercheif dance u put a boogie in it.
3)what do elves learn in skool the elfabet
4) what did the first casket say to the second casket, is that u coffin
5) A ham sandwich walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "give me a shot of whiskey."and the bartender says, "hey buddy we don't serve food in here"
6)A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!

george bush is the most stupidest person in the world. he should of never been presedent the first time. he is a moron. i hate him so much. if kerry would of one, the n our econimy would of never been messed up and my dad wouldnt have to leave, and all the dads in the country wouldnt have to leave. george bush is a dummy, everything he did was failure. i was sitting in my 6th hour one day and a girl named katie keeler was saying about look what bush was left with and i went home and asked my mom and she said bush was left with 10 billion dollars and i told the girl that and she was really embarassed cause she thought she had all the facts on politics that day but i guess she didn’t.
and bush went to Iraq. Why would he goto Iraq when there iss no nuclear weapons there. Now we are only there cause of the oil. Thousands of people are dieng and we don’t even have a purpose of being there anymore. The british pulled out in December and we should of to. It so retarted that we are still there. If obama doesn’t pull us outh then hes going to be stupid, we need to get out of Iraq cause all those people are dying cause of Iraq. And not just dying people are like turning on their families and I saw a clip on the news a guy ent on like a rampage and beat his baby cause it was crying. Look what Iraq is doing to people.

My name is Chris and I like to eat. I love to eat food and I have a wendys and a burger king and an abyss and a dunking donuts all right next to my house. I live at 7 and middle belt and that’s where it all is. So 1 time I went into Wendy’s and I found a dead bug in my sandwich, and the retard at the counter asked me if I want to new one and I’m thinking in my mind ya I want to another bug filled sandwich and I said no I want my money back and they wouldn’t do it so they gave me a free pop. So I sat in that store getting every single kind of soda at the counter till they kicked me out. Also there was a time that me and a friend went there and he ordered a junior burger, patty was the size of a half dollar he pulled the patty and threw it at the guy.